session 12 . video . 4wd

[chaotica]

[ Here is Lieutenant Hugh Cambridge, lounging in a purple-shoulder blue-collar Starfleet uniform. The uniform's a little wrinkled. Without Chakotay to pressure him to keep it spotless, he hasn't been that worried about it. ]

Hello. This is to inform everyone that you can go to Merlin for magical healing as well as Morgana; he is now officially a part of the Infirmary. And for some bloody reason more than one of you actually wants me to train you in basic first aid as a medic, so I might as well open it up to the whole ship and get it over with.

If any of you would like to ask advice or behavioral questions regarding your fellow shipmates, do reply, as usual.

Comments

[notalwaysstrong]

I'd like to say that this is the weirdest thing to show up on my computer, but you're a bit late.

[chaotica]

Quel dommage. To whom am I speaking?

[notalwaysstrong]

Master Sergeant Gerhardt, of the 303rd Logistical Studies Group, US Army.

[A pause, a glance up.]

We've had two of these odd transmissions... [Hopefully this guy will be co-operative.] ...And we can't tell anythin' about them other than they've all got the same frequency.

[excussus]

Magical healing, huh.

[Someone is bitter about his incurable disease.]

[chaotica]

Yes.

[excussus]

Aren't you kind of old to be LARPing?

[empathic_pathfinder]

[Well, this was definitely a turn-up for the books. A Starfleet officer talking about magic?

Whodathunk it?

Not Commander T'Karr, certainly. He opens the return channel.]

This is Commander Terzen T'Karr, Communications officer of the USS Destiny. May I ask who's speaking?

[chaotica]

Destiny? [ He sits up, surprised. ] What quadrant?

[empathic_pathfinder]

Alpha. We're currently en route to Deep Space Nine.

[He's not going to clarify any further.]

Please identify yourself.

[takeyouapart]

I can assist with non-magical healing as well.

Private

Thank you.

private

[chaotica]

Thank you, for reducing the burden of my duties that I dislike.

Private

[themissingpiece]

I... already know some stuff. You think doing the medic thing would help getting over not liking the infirmary?

Private

[chaotica]

I think it would, so long as you feel in control during the process.

Private

[darknessb4me]

You. I'm supposed to ask for your help.

Private

[chaotica]

...why?

[tallwithfeelings]

[Oh look, it's someone who seems like they're in charge. Awesome.]

I'm officer George Mendez. Can you explain to me what we've got going on here?

[chaotica]

Magic.

[mercurialize]

Hey, so now that I'm a warden, can I still work in the infirmary? I mean, the same as before.


... You didn't replace everything with that hypospray while I was gone, did you?

[It was only a couple days...]

[chaotica]

I'm still using hyposprays.

[crazyasslife]

Already got all the basic first aid training I'll ever need, but sad to say I'm hardly the medic type. More like they're gonna need patching up from what I've done to them.

[ Have a big, warm, friendly grin. ]

Guessing you got the wrong number there, pal. But nice to see a grown man knowing how to have a little fun. In that dress-up-like-your-favorite-TV-show type of thing. Though if you ask me? Jedis are far superior to all that Star Fleet business. Jedis get shit done.

[chaotica]

Well, this is already tiresome.

Yes, let's say I'm only pretending at competence and purpose, and that the highlight of my life is wishing I were somewhere else. That certainly sounds respectable. Who are you?

[fridgetothefire]

I've had some decent crash courses in field first aid, and I've done a lot of...hands-off biological research, but I'd be interested in learning more.

I don't really have time to work in the infirmary on top of everything else, though, so people who do should be prioritized. Pedagogically.

[chaotica]

I'll be honest: I'm only doing this when my schedule makes it convenient. If those match up, you're welcome to attend.

[Private]

[americasdirtiest]

Hey, so, not to crash whatever the fuck's going on with you today, but uh...

If I did bring him in, what would you do?

[Private]

[chaotica]

[ His voice is crisp; he doesn't waste time. ]

What happened?