session 12 . video . 4wd

[chaotica]

[ Here is Lieutenant Hugh Cambridge, lounging in a purple-shoulder blue-collar Starfleet uniform. The uniform's a little wrinkled. Without Chakotay to pressure him to keep it spotless, he hasn't been that worried about it. ]

Hello. This is to inform everyone that you can go to Merlin for magical healing as well as Morgana; he is now officially a part of the Infirmary. And for some bloody reason more than one of you actually wants me to train you in basic first aid as a medic, so I might as well open it up to the whole ship and get it over with.

If any of you would like to ask advice or behavioral questions regarding your fellow shipmates, do reply, as usual.

Comments

[tallwithfeelings]

She died a couple months ago. I thought you guys knew all about that.

[chaotica]

We do. You're speaking with the afterlife.

[tallwithfeelings]

Has anyone told her she's in hell? I always thought that'd be pretty funny.

[chaotica]

It's really more Purgatory.

[tallwithfeelings]

[He laughs.]

I'm pretty sure anything less than the pearly gates and an audience with God himself would freak her out.

[chaotica]

And you take pleasure in her potential loss of faith?

[tallwithfeelings]

She's a fruitcake. As far as I'm concerned, she's not a real Christian.

[chaotica]

Well. I would like to inform you that, despite my presence as a warden here, I happen to think that the American prison system is an abhorrent cesspit of cruelty and negligence.